bruh im googlin some random shit right. i typed 4 letters and my quick results turned into a whole nother language some arabic shit. i clicked it and i seen the heaviest flex i ever seent
look as this shit
this nigga squattin on a mercedes sls wit a lion behind a lamborghini gallardo
fat cat running
look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
wait till the end
#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
iv been laughing for 20 years
I’m watching this now
In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
When you blink faster than the shutter camera.
nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately