flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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Celia Pavey - Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)
Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)
Celia Pavey

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

(Source: jaesama)

roryflannelgan:

“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom

(Source: oskarschells-moved)

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

deadpoolic:

I mean, really.

deadpoolic:

I mean, really.

theritzone:

www.theritzone.com
furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

(Source: rydenarmani)

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

thefrogman:

Sir Dudley [tumblr]

(Source: megantheavatar)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

fighter-be-free:

Groot and Rocket are best friends forever.

fighter-be-free:

Groot and Rocket are best friends forever.